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MORE JOKES POSTED IN THE FORUMS! CHECK IT OUT! HA
! HA! HA! A
cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"
St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.
"On a trip
to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed
them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and
smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled,
'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago..."
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